Southern Nerd

yukidama:

atraeathing:

goddessofcheese:

vengerturtle:

goddessofcheese:

sabrea:

copsandautobots:

I did a version of this with male Shepard after the leak, so felt like I ought to do a corresponding version.

Interestingly, Shepard’s animation changes here depending on gender. Male Shepard only pats his belly with one hand briefly. Not sure how I feel about the implications there.

#FEMSHEP IS LIKE #DAFUQ DID YOU JUST TOUCH ME ANDERSON? #DAFUQ DUDE #DAFUQ #*GINGERLY EXAMINES HER AWESOMELY TONED STOMACH BUT GETS SUDDENLY ANXIOUS BECAUSE DAFUQ HE JUST CALLED ME FAT* #OKAY.JPEG

The way she puts both hands over her stomach instantly made my mind think of all those woobie pregnancy pictures, and suddenly my brain went oh my fucking god those confessions were all right, she’s preggo

Someone please take the internet away from me.

…if she’s patting her stomach like she’s preggo…

…and Anderson is also touching her belly…

is that enough evidence to decide he’s the daddy

brb, watching Space Maury

yuki your dlc

NOOOOOOOOO

Also, I would like to amend those tags. Anxious? More like “What the fuck are you smoking dude, I look amazing.”  

Look you guys are all missing the point.

Anderson obviously impregnates her right then and there.  Behind that pat lies all the virile power of the great space potato.